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Sexualities (with pizza!)

  • Straight person:

    I like plain pizza!

  • Gay person (male or female):

    I like pepperoni pizza!

  • Bisexual:

    I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!

  • Pansexual:

    I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.

  • Asexual:

    I don't like pizza.

  • Aromantic:

    I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.

  • Demisexual:

    I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.

  • Homophobe:

    What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!

  • Homophobe:

    And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!

  • Homophobe:

    WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

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